Ika, were you to take the amount at which I don't care, then convert it into a corporal mass of gold, you would be able to buy a small country and then
proceed to plate the entire country in gold.
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Enelya Nemacil |
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Posts: 9749 02/10/09 14:28:02
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I want a gold country!
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Posts: 2848 02/10/09 19:57:22
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gold is over-rated. you should cover it with diamonds.
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Posts: 12952 02/11/09 18:46:39
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But then you couldn't electrify it and kill everyone.
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Posts: 4092 02/18/09 04:06:15
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Gold and diamonds are both overrated. Obsidian is cheaper, looks better, and can be a handy tool or weapon.
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Posts: 5089 02/18/09 17:46:59
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I'll stick with plastic.
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Posts: 2849 02/18/09 20:11:14
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Mattox333 wrote: 
Diamond is one of the hardest metals (if not THE hardest metal) known to man. So actually, you could electrify it and kill everyone.
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Posts: 5090 02/18/09 21:18:08
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There's one slight problem with that....
Diamond is not a metal.
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Posts: 12955 02/19/09 15:12:51
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Yeah. Diamond isn't metal. Also there's no way to stick diamonds together like that, so they'd fall apart before anything interesting happened.
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Posts: 2850 02/19/09 21:18:31
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That's not what the internet said and the internet wouldn't lie to me.
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Posts: 5091 02/20/09 01:04:32
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Well, what is a diamond? A miserable pile of...
Carbon Lattice.
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Posts: 9753 02/24/09 14:28:20
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If anyone is looking for a really haunting book to read, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood is amazing. As good as, or possibly better, than The Handmaid's
Tale.
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Posts: 803 02/26/09 15:57:24
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What if that book was made of diamonds.
If it was, would we buy it? Would it even be possible to make a book out of diamonds? If diamonds were so prevalent you could make diamond books, would there be diamond inflation? Would the price of milk go down? Would the price of hooker boobies go down too?   
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Posts: 33771 02/28/09 15:07:10
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Diamonds are extremely durable. That's why you're supposed to give a girl a diamond ring when proposing marriage.
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Posts: 5473 02/28/09 15:30:04
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I say start low: get her a Cracker Jack whistle-ring for engagement and slowly build your way up to diamond by the time you're hitting your 50th
anniversary. Then die.
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Posts: 33779 02/28/09 15:31:23
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Good plan. Less money, plus the opportunity to eat crackerjacks.
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Posts: 4113 02/28/09 17:21:21
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Cardboard wrapped in aluminum foil. You can "engrave" it with a fine-point Sharpie and re-"engrave" it whenever you feel like it, just
change the aluminum foil and write something different.
You have to do it neatly though. If it gets all crumpled it'll look cheap.
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Posts: 5476 02/28/09 17:56:09
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Or a homemade sex tape. Girls are into that, from what I understand.
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Posts: 4114 03/01/09 20:26:23
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Especially if you hide the camera and surprise them with it later.
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Posts: 12957 03/08/09 01:07:39
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It's legal in italy. :D
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