granted, welcome to purgatory.
I wish i wasn't so drunk
I wish i wasn't so drunk
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Incognito123 |
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Posts: 1523 06/20/09 03:59:45
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granted, you are now dead from alcohol poisoning.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore. |
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Posts: 373 08/14/09 11:02:29 Lvl 4 Squire |
Granted, you're now poor. Recession for you.
I wish this board was super-super-super-super active. |
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Silent Stranger |
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Posts: 4147 08/24/09 20:06:07
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Granted, now every thread and page takes minutes to load and times out half the time.
I wish I had a small, maneuverable car with great gas mileage and good acceleration. |
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Bo the Almighty |
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Posts: 16443 09/01/09 07:18:49
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granted, it's at the bottom of the lake, and insurance people don't want to cover you.
I wish i could find a job |
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Silent Stranger |
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Posts: 4163 09/21/09 00:57:28
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Granted. You now work as a prison janitor for $8 a year.
I wish the San Jose Earthquakes hadn't been relocated in 2005. |
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Posts: 12171 09/27/09 10:39:07
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Granted, they simply disbanded instead.
I wish my classes were easier. |
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Silent Stranger |
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Posts: 4173 10/10/09 01:17:17
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Granted, you are now taking two classes: Elementary English and Elementary math.
I wish I hadn't punched a slight hole in the wall. |
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Ikaporamee |
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Posts: 12189 10/10/09 14:59:36
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Granted, the wall fell over instead.
I wish I was playing soccer. |
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Silent Stranger |
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Posts: 4179 11/29/09 03:31:30
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Granted. You can now do nothing else but play soccer.
I wish I didn't have another paper to write. |
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Ikaporamee |
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Posts: 12207 11/30/09 17:01:13
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Granted. You get to clean toilets all day.
I WISH I HAD A PONY. |
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