Seriously though, there was this porno, and these two teenagers were fuckin' like crazy rabbits outdoors, they were in some kind of empty field--there were trees in the background--and this dude, he's just going to town on this girl, and they're not saying too much--I guess they were enjoying it--and like seven minutes in, I see a fuckin' UFO in the background, I'm thinking "what the fuck," and continue to watch, eventually the UFO goes away, and the dude keeps going down on that girl (at this point they've changed positions like four or five times), and they didn't even notice the UFO, meanwhile I'm sitting here watching, I don't know what to do--do I call someone, should I record this, should I make note of this, I don't know--and this awesome porno turned into a heyday thanks to that UFO.
















