What are your thoughts on the current presidential candidates?

McCain is a man of Corporates and dwells perhaps too far into the pocket of some of the company he keeps. He is also a bit too far removed from the average American judging from his wealth. But this is of course the appeal of the Republican get rich scheme. "This man has made money and lots of it, if you follow and copy him, SURELY you may someday reach the wealth he has." This reacts like all pyramid schemes do, the first few who act fast and join while the surge was good, they are well off now. The rest just keep sending in money and freedom in hopes that they too can be wealthy. Most all pyramid schemes have been eventually resisted by the American People, perhaps it is almost time for us to grow immune to this one? Don't think the Democratic party is too different, they will spout liberal ideals from time to time, but they too are nothing but a gathering of wealthy men(and women of course, but I do enjoy the stigma that comes with wording it men) who promise that if you follow in their footsteps, you too can rise out of the poverty you seem to be in. Obama is young and fresh, in pockets I'm sure, but not as near as deep as Hillary or McCain. I was more so a fan of Kuccinich for my candidate but he alas will never make the corporate cut. Obama is probably our best choice for the economy to solve some of the problems, but I fear he is not drastic enough and it will be up to the next election to effectively deal with some problems. I think whoever comes into office next should certainly clean up the problem of the poor. I hate to word it that way, but an effective solution should be had. Military Keynsianism is just too violent of a system to suspend for much longer. I like a few of Hillary's ideals, but I more closely align myself to Obama's fresh outlook.

Are you interested in politics in any way?

Yes, but not in the same way most are. It is not to be had as a topic of conversation or as a quiet rally cry it is problems set out before me, and I shall try to solve them to the best of my ability.

You wanna see me naked?

No.

What are the side effects of french kissing?

Chapped lips, sores/abrasions on the sides of the mouth, halitosis, and in odd occurances Mono.

What are the side effects of French kissing farm animals?

See above. Though certain diseases can be contracted depending on the diet of the animal.

How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

About 700 pounds worth.

Why is it so much damned fun to headbutt people?

Testosteronesqueals in delight with every collision expires, combining two sets of different testosterone so closely together and two brains being a tad bit more intimate than they'd like to be results in nearly three times the squeals of joy than usual.

Do you follow Lavos?

I used to follow him through a few time periods, but I destroyed most every time. I don't dabble in that particular world that often these days.

Who is Lavos?

An alien parasite who laid dormant on a planet for a very long time in order to grow enough strength to cultivate it so he could reproduce more aliens like himself. A planet raper if you will, albeit a slow one.

Who, in your opinion, has the coolest sig on this board?

Fall's

Why would Mav say "in your opinion," when, if you're the one answering the question, we know that it's your opinion?

You shouldn't assume I'm answering with my own opinion. I am sometimes just relaying the data that I find from others because I lack the experience or knowledge in the field to fully answer your question. Mostly it's a mixture of these two though. Just rare times do you not get my opinion in there a little bit, he just wanted to make sure the previous answer was happily saturated in my writing. Think of it as ordering the question rare done, as opposed to raw or medium like most of the others.

Why does the voice say "red rum" in my head!?!

You have schizophrenia, which can be a side affect of a terrible sense of humor.

Why don't I get to have voices in my head?

You have a good sense of humor, the voices manifest themselves outside your head instead of within.

Do you want a glowy title like the rest of us?

No thank you.

Why isn't there an easier method for calculating soil porosity?

Not enough grant money to fund the research.

What page number is this topic for you?

This post made page 73.

Should I get a tattoo?

Only if YOU truly want it, not because you think someone else would want you to want it.

Should I not have been surprised when Keith asked me out?

No.

Do you like popcorn and celery?

Yes and yes. In combination, no.

How common is it to not like celery?

More common than you think.

Do you heart beer?

With friends, yes.

Do you have any plans for Valentines day?

I didn't.

Why do I have to have a Bio test and a Physics and Chem midterm on the same day?

Because you didn't ask your professors to reschedule.

Why is engineering so hard?

Because maintenance is even harder and we normally pick the lesser of two evils.

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Your eyes affirm one, but not the other.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Me rather loudly.

Does Enelya's first question in the post directly above mine strike you as highly insightful?

Slightly.

Have you seen the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy?

Yes, it's very good to watch while you're high.
No thanks.

Who would you want to answer any of the questions you have?

Someone omnipredicate, but I can't always get that so I'll settle for someone I respect an awful lot.

If you can answer any question, does that make you omnipotent?

No.

Do you and/or Enelya know that The Gods Must Be Crazy is an amazing movie?

I think we both have some knowledge on the subject.
Yes.

Why did i rent Dragon wars?

Because you don't respect the opinion of others enough.

Why did my heart stop when I sneezed?

I have no idea, because it normally shouldn't do that. http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/1998-03/890925984.An.r.html

Why do I tend to overreact so easily?

You've made your world too rigid. Loosen your ties with certain ways of life. Read up on Buddhism, but don't take it too much to heart.

Do you think Matthew McConaughey is hot?

No.

What is the time there right now?

7:08 PM

Why haven't I asked her out yet?

If you're like me, you're afraid of the small chance she may say no. Don't worry though, no's don't hurt as bad as we think they do. Other solutions could be had, but only upon request.

Can a person have more than one heart like a cow?

Perhaps, but greed hasn't quit caught up with science enough to find out.

Who is her?

The faceless ideal of a perfect lover.

Should I cut my hair?

Consult a girl you like on the subject, if her ideas sound like something you wouldn't mind, then yes. Cut your hair and you make an outward statement, albeit a small one. Do you want to make a statement right now?

What hair is mav talking about?

His hair.

Have you seen Atonement yet?

No, but I want to.

Read any good bathroom stalls lately?

Yes.

When are you going to answer these questions?

When the time is right for me.
I do not know the exact date but I believe it to be within the next two months.

When will BAI finally admit it is out to conquer the WORLD?

Never.

Do you prefer a half moon or full moon?

Full.

What if you decide that this is all a game of hide and go seek but never come back to tag us?!

Then I'd be a terrible person to play games with now wouldn't I?

Did a dingo eat the baby?

Probably not.

Why don't you love me anymore?

Your question implies there was love before. In the absence of love it does not spawn itself naturally.

Which way does the wind blow in France?

Northeast right now.

Where did you get that groove?

I derived it from a chemical equation I once heard about.

What bands do you listen to regularly? Or if it's easier, what music genre(s) do you prefer?

This is the best answer I can provide: http://www.last.fm/user/Altoecko/
No.
No.

Did you ever see that movie with that dude and that other dude and this chick?

Yes.

Ever get the chance to meet Michael Jackson?

No.

How did you like the Batmobile that one time you got to testdrive it?

I don't remember.

Think there has been quite a lot of questions lately?

A bit more than usual, but not the most I've ever let pile up.
Yes.

Are you overwhelemed yet?

No.

Would you like me to dispose of these questions for you?

No thank you.

And the question is, what's the question?

Ditto.

Why does the tip of my left big toe starting at the nail hurt?

A fungus has taken control of you, fight it while you can.

Can you glide like a squirrel?

Not by myself.

Can you walk through walls?

No.

Have you seen Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity Tour?

Bits and pieces.

Have you ever had tonsilitis?

Once.

Have you ever been to a death metal concert?

Yes.
I can think of no lonelier act in the entire known galaxy. So, no.

Can one put Carolans in a chocolate fountain?

Yes.

Why won't she go away?

Because she is hungry for affection.

Who dare, who dat?

It is I.

Should we eat Crimson?

Only if she approves.

Are we cannibals?

No, merely creatures of the flesh.